Pepsi Rebrands Pepsi Twist As "Pepsi NFL Kickoff"

[Sasha Kenzan]

J.D. Kenzan is the guinea pig willing reviewer.

[Axel Night]

Lemons are kind of... um... football shaped?  I don't know, that's the best logic I can come up with.  None the less, off to the local chemist for a spot of soft drink!

[Lord Tiberius Methadone]

if it's not Pepsi Blue, it's SHIT, by god!

Well, or Pepsi Clear, which was like Pepsi Blue, but without the delicious, nutritious Windex.

I miss both, though, alas.

Fucking socio-beverage fascists.

[Axel Night]

One can never go wrong by changing the color of a beverage.  The advantage to Pepsi Clear was you could change it to whatever color you felt Pepsi should be.  Sure, there are other clear sodas, but they color the bottle, which is a lie.  A got damn lie.

[Lord Tiberius Methadone]

One can never go wrong by changing the color of a beverage.  The advantage to Pepsi Clear was you could change it to whatever color you felt Pepsi should be.  Sure, there are other clear sodas, but they color the bottle, which is a lie.  A got damn lie.

Preach it, brother Night!

[SaikyoCrusher]

I wish Pepsi would try that Clear deal again, I miss it.

[Sasha Kenzan]

Granted, it's Diet, but here you go!  Just ignore that warning about it not being meant to be consumed, that's for suckers!  Your stomach knows better than some dude selling 18-year-old soda on eBay!