The Return: Brick Prior vs. Van Helsing

[Brick Prior]

http://attackedbygorillas.com/2008/01/28/the-return-brick-prior-vs-van-helsing/

[SaikyoCrusher]

After a recent viewing of the movie I must agree with Brick on this review. I guess the reason the movie didn't bother me before was due to the neat gadgets and the comic relief of the friar played by David Wenham. Those things aside, it was a very bad movie.

[Othgar the Flamboyant]

wow my friend you pose an amazing arguement but then i must retort....the ballroom was fairly well done until the cgi went berserk.  Also why, I must ask does Mr. Hyde look like Shrek with a hat?  Finally, why does Franky boy act like a pussy (sorry couldnt think of a more appropriate word) with down syndrome.  There is a line where i swear he screams "I LOVE LIFE!"  all this and more was worth is to me cause I am a 21 year old male and I saw kate beckingsale...yummy

PS the end scene with her in the clouds is what killed the movie for me...to damn cheesy HES VAN HELSING!! he should have nailed one of the three sisters as he nails her through the heart!

[Brick Prior]

wow my friend you pose an amazing arguement but then i must retort....the ballroom was fairly well done until the cgi went berserk.  Also why, I must ask does Mr. Hyde look like Shrek with a hat?  Finally, why does Franky boy act like a pussy (sorry couldnt think of a more appropriate word) with down syndrome.  There is a line where i swear he screams "I LOVE LIFE!"  all this and more was worth is to me cause I am a 21 year old male and I saw kate beckingsale...yummy

PS the end scene with her in the clouds is what killed the movie for me...to damn cheesy HES VAN HELSING!! he should have nailed one of the three sisters as he nails her through the heart!

Huh, never saw this response. 

For fuck's sake, I forgot to mention the damn clouds.  I hated that scene so much I blocked it out of my "mental memory".  I will say that Beckinsale makes the ballroom scene until the movie completely destroys it.  There are no redeeming qualities for the film.  It is ass.  If AMC shows it one day, I will riot.