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« on: September 30, 2007, 04:07:16 PM »

http://attackedbygorillas.com/2007/09/30/bloodrayne-3/
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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2007, 04:55:58 PM »

I must've missed Bloodrayne 2.  Then again, I never saw the original Bloodrayne... I didn't even think the games were worth playing much less seeing movies based on them.

I think the real answer here is simple... someone needs to stop Uwe Boll.
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« Reply #2 on: September 30, 2007, 06:04:35 PM »

I'll take a third game, but not a third movie.
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« Reply #3 on: September 30, 2007, 06:12:47 PM »

I saw the first one in theaters and it still burns! I didn't know they made a second one, I guess my brain wouldn't let me register it even if I had heard of it, and now they aim for a Trilogy of Craptaculer Magnitude. One day there will be a good movie of a game and I hope Hitman will answer our prayers.
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« Reply #4 on: September 30, 2007, 10:05:34 PM »

I just realized I'm partly to blame for this since I own the first film on DVD.  It's a purchase I'm not proud of.  I think my reasoning was that I needed a new film to watch drunkenly and bash since no amount of beer can make Van Helsing fun; apparently I hate that movie so much that alcohol can't save it.

Shows how much I know.
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« Reply #5 on: September 30, 2007, 10:29:22 PM »

no amount of beer can make Van Helsing fun; apparently I hate that movie so much that alcohol can't save it.

Agreed.

I didn't think another vampire-related movie could best Dracula 2000 in wretchedness. A loud, big-budget turd called Van Helsing showed me that anything is possible.
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