Attacked by Gorillas

The Comics Rant – Issue Two

Posted on October 3rd, 2007 in Brick Prior, The Comics Rant by Brick Prior

DISCLAIMER: The following rant for and sometimes against comic books has been rated MA for Mature Audiences only.

Due to the fact that Brick Prior loses control of his use of profanity, morals, and derogatory expressions concerning new number one issues of existing properties, reader discretion is advised.

I told you not to eat that radioactive bacon, but you didn’t listen to me! Now, in times of duress, you secrete super-powered bacon fat that has the ability to slide down the street really, really fast! I’d tell you how to use your powers, but- crap! I just got shot by a robber in an alley after going to the movies! Why am I yelling at you, you ask?! Because it’s time for the Comics Rant, that’s why!

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The Comics Rant – Issue One

Posted on September 26th, 2007 in Brick Prior, The Comics Rant by Brick Prior

DISCLAIMER: The following rant for and sometimes against comic books has been rated MA for Mature Audiences only.

Due to the fact that Brick Prior loses control of his use of profanity, morals, and derogatory expressions concerning new number one issues of existing properties, reader discretion is advised. While he might not do so in this particular column, it could happen at any time.

Choose your theme music of choice, but make sure you get my good side in all of the close-ups, because it’s time for The Comics Rant!

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