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Monday Mash-Up #6: If Only It Was 666

Posted on October 22nd, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior

Welcome back to the stage of history. It’s Monday, October 22nd and it’s funny how time flies. I can’t believe it’s Monday again! What happened to the rest of last week? Did it fall down an invisible hole? Is it hiding in your closet? Did it get misplaced in the fridge behind what you think is guacamole (it really isn’t)?

Who knows!

In the end, we can only soldier on. My advice to you is to be a "do be", and don’t smoke doobies because you could fail a drug test and not get a job! Lord knows you need to get out the house, especially right now, because HE’S RIGHT BEHIND YOU.

Monday Mash-Up coming up.

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Monday Mash-Up #5: Partway To Reading Your Fifth Book For The Year

Posted on October 15th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior

Yo. It be Monday, October 15, 2007. Don’t ask me where my mind is, because I lost it sometime last night. I suspect it’s on my pillow, but that line of empty thinking has failed me before. One day I found it in the closet under some old TMNT comics- the color reprints of the original stuff, if you must know.

Anyway, like The Party, let’s get right down to it… or if you want a more Power Rangeresque flair to things… back to action!

Monday Mash-up after the jump.

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Monday Mash-Up #4: The Smattering

Posted on October 1st, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior

Woo woo woo, I’ve got some apples. Woo woo woo, you’ve got some too. Hello there. It’s Monday, and I feel like someone drugged my pillow- either that, or someone jammed a small child up my nose while I was sleeping. Someone also took my kidneys and lungs out and made me sleep on them; they feel smooshed.

Anyway, fictional ailments aside, it’s Monday. Since it’s the first, October’s just begun, which means that I’m that much closer to getting trampled in a haunted forest for the second year in a row. It’s not my fault that I like to laugh at the people running at folks with chainsaws, and it’s not my fault that you like to scream and try and push me forward when all I want to do is enjoy the screams surrounding environment!

…it feels like home.

So, yes- I’m excited about October, but you know what else I’m excited for?

Monday Mash-Up!

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Monday Mash-Up #3: Shot in the Head, and Alice is to Blame

Posted on September 24th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior

…she gives jump-kicking dogs off of walls a bad name! She stabbed my heart while I was playing some game, she gives love a bad na-

Er.

Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. It’s September 24th, and I currently can’t come to the internet right now. If you leave your name, number, and $50 to $100 dollars, I’ll get back to you as soon as I double our money and keep all of it for myself.

This is the Monday Mash-Up… NUMBAH THREE!

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Monday Mash-Up #2: I Got Nothing Except Hot Coffee And A Head Full Of Dreams

Posted on September 17th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior

Bah weep graanah weep ninny bong. It’s September 17th, and your man with half a plan is back for more. I am giddy after a weekend of football sandwiched with a bad bout of digestive angst. A tip for all of you- if you are wary of microwave hamburgers that might be more than two weeks old but you can’t remember when you initially thawed them out, don’t eat them. Bad things could happen when you do.

So, what’s on my mind today?

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Monday Mash-Up #1: VMAs, Horror on DVD, And My Sanity Slips Away For All to See

Posted on September 10th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior

Greetings, salutations, and welcome. It’s Monday, September 10th. I’m all geared up for football season so my TV’s on the NFL Network in the background because it calms me. I’ve been gone from the front page for a long time and my brain is wonkier than usual. No, I have still not seen Rob Zombie’s "Halloween"- personal circumstances take precedence over a movie that’ll be out on DVD by the end of the year (already rumored to be a ‘director’s cut’ with the workprint footage back in), so I think that, more than anything, it deserves a shot to be the "Worst Movie in Brick’s World" and possibly take that title away from "Van Helsing".

We’re just going to have to wait for a couple of months in order to find out, though.

But, I digress! Like, I said, it’s Monday. There’s another four days left until Friday. All sorts of crazy stuff could happen… but what are people "talking" about right now? Read the rest of this entry »