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		<title>Holy Thumpings &#8211; Part One</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2010/02/06/holy-thumpings-part-one/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Feb 2010 03:12:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brick Prior</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#34;Holy Thumpings&#34; is the Attacked by Gorillas serial voted on by YOU, the readers!&#160; You wanted zombies, you get zombies!&#160; But they&#8217;re not in THIS installment. The buildup, children, is so much fun&#8230; &#160; 1. The man over in the candy aisle smelled like soot and whiskey and looked like he was going to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OFFICE HOURS: THE RETURNIFICATION</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/10/03/office-hours-the-returnification/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 18:42:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office Hours!&#160; Na!&#160; Nananana!&#160; Eddie Money! … More under the cut. It was a long summer, and a rough September, but I am here—again—to speak on dis! Whatever that means!&#160; A new year of Office Hours, and like my real office hours, this column is by appointment only—so I won’t be writing this regularly like [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Tales From The Metro #1</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/09/08/tales-from-the-metro-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 22:23:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Brick Prior</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Some people don’t drive; I am one of them.&#160; Can I drive?&#160; Last time I checked, yes- I just can’t do so legally.&#160; Due to this, I have to rely on a little thing called “public transportation”. These are just a few of my experiences. They are nothing like yours. I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOU, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Hours #4</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/05/11/office-hours-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 May 2009 15:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office Hours: The Summer Vacation Edition! The concept of having the summer off to, I don&#8217;t know, go to some exotic place with my friends and spend the summer working in a hotel and having all sorts of adventures/falling in love/learning about life/growing up is foreign to me anymore, but it&#8217;s something that comes up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Hours #3?</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/04/24/office-hours-3-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 22:36:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this #3?&#160; I&#8217;m not even in my office right now.&#160; What the hell? I&#8217;m not using the dashes anymore.&#160; HAPPY, BRICK? This isn&#8217;t any meaningful post (none of my posts are), but I figured, what the hell. The NFL draft is this weekend, and so that means I&#8217;m going to be watching ESPN for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>OFFICE HRRRS #X: THE DOLLHOUSE EDITION!</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/03/18/office-hrrrs-x-the-dollhouse-edition/</link>
		<comments>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/03/18/office-hrrrs-x-the-dollhouse-edition/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:42:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[BRICK PRIOR GIVES THIS COLUMN A FUCK- &#160; MOTHER, JUGS AND BRICK. LET&#8217;S GO, LET&#8217;S CRANK THIS UP! Doc: With the recent debut of Dollhouse, Joss Whedon&#8217;s return to the small screen, I decided it&#8217;d be a fun idea to revisit Whedon&#8217;s most successful television series&#8217;, Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. No, I haven&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Hours #3</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/03/02/office-hours-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:28:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office Hours #3!&#160; An abbreviated edition. - Angel is still an awesome show, after all this time. Better than Heroes. I&#8217;m putting it back into a shared spot at #2 on my top list. - Don&#8217;t ask me what else is on that list, because I don&#8217;t know. Lost is #1, everything else is a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Hours #2</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/02/23/office-hours-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Feb 2009 02:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Office Hours #2! And no, you can&#8217;t have any extra credit. - I&#8217;m starting my office hours this week by giving a shout out to all the poor souls who find our site because they&#8217;re looking for gorillas to know Samus Aran in the biblical sense. No, this is not a beastiality piece. - I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Office Hours #1</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2009/02/16/office-hours-1/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:28:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Doctor Detroit</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[!--{PS..2}--> &#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160;&#160; In the tradition of Monday Mashup and other assorted Brick Prior (Brack Prorror?) columns, welcome to the first edition of Office Hours. It&#8217;s the same thing, but less funny angry and more dull obscure. &#160;- This column was originally going to be my fake 25 facts, because I keep getting asked to do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Not Go Crazy In A Sling</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2008/09/27/how-to-not-go-crazy-in-a-sling/</link>
		<comments>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2008/09/27/how-to-not-go-crazy-in-a-sling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Sep 2008 01:12:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Kenzan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On August 18, I went out of work due to a buildup of injuries to my right shoulder, and on August 26, I underwent a two and a half hour procedure to repair the injuries.&#160; As a result, I have spent the better part of a month and a half in my apartment, in a [...]]]></description>
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