Attacked by Gorillas

"This next piece of material is real simple; it’s called free-floating hostility. Minor cultural items that I’m bored with, tired of, and pissed at. So I hope you’re ready for a little random anger." - George Carlin, 1937-2008

I was merrily traveling the aisles of my local grocery store the other day when I went down my favorite aisle; the cereal aisle. And it’s not because of the cereal, even though I love cereal. I could eat it for every meal of the day if my body didn’t require things like "protein" or "something other than fiber and carbohydrates". But I love the cereal aisle because never will you find so many different items repackaged into different shapes and sold for a different price. There are actually some people that swear up and down that the different shapes make the foodstuffs taste better.
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