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		<title>Kenzan Eats Things: Hunt&#8217;s Snack Pack Dessert Twists (Cinnamon Roll &amp; Blueberry Muffin)</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:20:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Kenzan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Can these two confectionery staples make decent puddings?&#160; Good thing Kenzan Eats Things, so you don&#8217;t have to spend any money to find out. Solid foods don&#8217;t normally translate well into liquid (or liquid-esque) format, and for good reason; solid foods are meant to be solid, dang it!&#160; There are some novelties, such as Turkey [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rejected Breakfast Cereals</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 21:34:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Night</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As Kenzan has pointed out, logic and cereal don&#8217;t mix.&#160; Despite the infinite choices, they all always seem the same to me.&#160; Breakfast needs something new, and I&#8217;m the one to give it to you.&#160; So far, Kellogg&#8217;s isn&#8217;t returning my calls.&#160; But soon&#8230;&#160; Just because you&#8217;re insignificant in the greater scheme of the cosmos [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pepsi Rebrands Pepsi Twist As &#8220;Pepsi NFL Kickoff&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2008/08/02/pepsi-rebrands-pepsi-twist-as-pepsi-nfl-kickoff/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Aug 2008 20:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Kenzan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Pepsi recently re-released longtime Kenzan favorite Pepsi Twist, but with another new twist&#8230; the soda is now NFL branded as Pepsi NFL Kickoff. Picture and review after the cut. I really shouldn&#8217;t be drinking sodas, but there is just something about Pepsi Twist that was awesome. Now that Pepsi has re-released it, this time with [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How Not to Cook: French Toast</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2008/03/29/how-not-to-cook-french-toast/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 29 Mar 2008 20:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Night</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Greetings, Gorilla Attack Victims.&#160; In today&#8217;s segment of culinary catastrophe, we&#8217;re introduced to the classic recipe, French Toast, and how to rebelliously defy its society-imposed bounds.&#160; What is French Toast French Toast is a confusing dish, initially, because it is neither French, nor especially toasty.&#160; There are rumors that the name was, in fact, German [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chelada: A Food Mashup Disasterpiece</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 01:48:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Kenzan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who haven&#8217;t been to the beer sections of your grocery/convenience store lately, you may not have heard of a horrifying concoction called Chelada. Chelada is a product put out by Anheuser-Busch that mixes together beer and Clamato, which is tomato juice with clam extract. There are two different variants, Budweiser and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Snack Aisle Seems So Lonely</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2007/10/27/the-snack-aisle-seems-so-lonely/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 04:56:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Kenzan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It seems that, when it comes to foodstuffs, the second I latch onto a snack food that I like means the instant doom of the product brand. There have been several goods that I&#8217;ve liked that have vanished into thin air, and while I know it&#8217;s the nature of economics and marketing, that still doesn&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poached Eggs or Ambrosia, Food of the Gods</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2007/08/19/poached-eggs-or-ambrosia-food-of-the-gods/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Aug 2007 02:28:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Axel Night</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The incredible, edible egg.&#160; Friend or foe?&#160; A guide and adventure for fellow egg poachers. Hello, culinary miscreants.&#160; It&#8217;s August 19th, 2007.&#160; Hunger has met his match in me, as I smite his evil ways with the powers of deliciousness. Eggs are the simple building blocks of life.&#160; We, as humans, know that life is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doritos Collisions: Is There Nothing Frito Lay Won&#8217;t Try?</title>
		<link>http://attackedbygorillas.com/2007/08/12/doritos-collisions-is-there-nothing-frito-lay-wont-try/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 12 Aug 2007 21:56:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sasha Kenzan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lately, it seems as if Frito Lay has been getting more and more experimental with their Doritos brand. From trying to capture fans of buffalo wings with their Blazin&#8217; Buffalo and Ranch flavor or their admirable, if a little tacky, attempt at cheeseburger-flavored Doritos with the X-13D line, it seems as if they keep trying [...]]]></description>
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