Attacked by Gorillas

Boogity Boogity Boogity #3: Uh, What This Button Do?

Posted on September 14th, 2008 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior

I have a question: where does the time go? Yesterday, I thought it was the middle of August, and here we are in the middle of September. Wow wow weewa! Anyway, who cares about all that? Normally I’d say I was fighting demons and shit and Ymir shot someone, but that’s not the case this time.

We were attacked by mannequins.

We won.

On with the show.

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Boogity Boogity Boogity #2: No, I’m Not Speaking “Baboon”- This Is Real Talk

Posted on July 13th, 2008 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior

To paraphrase a wise man:  have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope, and you wanted to buy her popcorn and a medium Coke? 

Not me, ‘cuz movie popcorn is fucking expensive, and if I’m dropping duckets on a lady then she deserves the BEST, not kooky kernels slathered in someone else’s butter.

That’s right- she gets a trip to Five Guys.  And afterwards?  I set up the dinner tray at the pad and cue up “Demons” so she can watch the exploits of Tony the Pimp.

I’m kidding … OR AM I?

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Boogity Boogity Boogity #1: The Hifey Fifey Shuffle

Posted on June 30th, 2008 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior

Greetings, salutations and hello again.  Welcome to my little corner of the Internet, which is far far away from your corner of the Internet, but due to various advances in technology, we can still communicate like old friends.

So, old friend, let me tell you where I’ve been:  to hell and back.  Let me explain after the jump.

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