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Posted on July 1st, 2010 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior
Boogity Boogity Boogity is an ongoing yet sporadic editorial/rant/column at Attacked by Gorillas in which Brick Prior, his brain, and several other fabricated personalities go one on one with whatever strikes Brick’s fancy. Enjoy!
Posted on May 2nd, 2010 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior
Boogity Boogity Boogity is an ongoing yet sporadic editorial/rant/column at Attacked by Gorillas in which Brick Prior, his brain, and several other fabricated personalities go one on one with whatever strikes Brick’s fancy. Enjoy!
Posted on May 29th, 2009 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior, Flashback, Movies by Brick Prior
PREVIOUSLY ON BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
Brick Prior is a man trapped by time. Possessing countless powers yet suppressing them all, he goes through life stopping the unstoppable.
Brick stood, clutching the Configuration Hammer, staring at Dr. Manipulation. He was in a state of awe. How had it come to this?
“You son of a bitch, listen to me,” he snarled. “I am going to kill you. For what you’ve done, I’m going to rip off your head and shit down your spinal column. Do you understand?”
Posted on February 26th, 2009 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior
What do the numbers mean? Well, since I can do whatever I want on the Internet, consider this a Greatest Hits of the past three BBB’s that were never posted because I manage my time horribly.
So, let’s do it! MISH MASH SURPRISES AHEAD!
Posted on September 14th, 2008 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior
I have a question: where does the time go? Yesterday, I thought it was the middle of August, and here we are in the middle of September. Wow wow weewa! Anyway, who cares about all that? Normally I’d say I was fighting demons and shit and Ymir shot someone, but that’s not the case this time.
We were attacked by mannequins.
We won.
On with the show.
Posted on July 13th, 2008 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior
To paraphrase a wise man: have you ever met a girl and you thought she was dope, and you wanted to buy her popcorn and a medium Coke?
Not me, ‘cuz movie popcorn is fucking expensive, and if I’m dropping duckets on a lady then she deserves the BEST, not kooky kernels slathered in someone else’s butter.
That’s right- she gets a trip to Five Guys. And afterwards? I set up the dinner tray at the pad and cue up “Demons” so she can watch the exploits of Tony the Pimp.
I’m kidding … OR AM I?
Posted on June 30th, 2008 in Boogity Boogity Boogity, Brick Prior by Brick Prior
Greetings, salutations and hello again. Welcome to my little corner of the Internet, which is far far away from your corner of the Internet, but due to various advances in technology, we can still communicate like old friends.
So, old friend, let me tell you where I’ve been: to hell and back. Let me explain after the jump.