Posted on October 13th, 2009 in Uncategorized by Brick Prior

PREVIOUSLY ON MORROR…

It was Ymir’s turn to face the Merchant, as he ended up describing “Enter… the Zombie King!” and ended up failing miserably.  Now, it’s Ithiyak’s turn…

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Okay, time for the demon midget to do his thing.  Hopefully you do better than that clubfooted little girl over there-

YMIR SAYS:  YOU ARE THE SHE!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  …

BRICK SAYS:  It’s okay.  His Remmic’s Disease is acting up.

YMIR SAYS:  …everyone make fun, I describe movie, everyone mad when Merchant too picky.  Razor piggers…

BRICK SAYS:  …we’re gonna need to get him some boiled peanuts eventually. 

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Bah.

BRICK SAYS:  Okay Ithiyak- you’re up.

ITHIYAK SAYS:  Merchant!  Masa’naka teh!  I have story to tell!  It story of double cross, illusion, and tasty treats!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  …we’re gonna talk about a Beethoven movie?

ITHIYAK SAYS:  No!  It tale of man on a mission!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  …The Omega Man?

ITHIYAK SAYS:  You quiet now!  I speak!

TODAY’S STOP:  HUMAN BEASTS

 

ITHIYAK SAYS:  Spanish John Belushi make triumphant return as Thief Rivera, who fall in love with Japanese lady partner during mission.  She fall in love with him to, so they work together for DIAMONDS.  However, he get cold feets, turn on new partners, and go into woods near seedy castle to hide out.

BRICK SAYS:  That’s what I would do.

ITHIYAK SAYS:  Old partners take guns, shoot him many times in torso area!  Spanish John Belushi almost die!  Tata inekah!  It horrible horrible thing when man almost die near beginning of movie film!  But!  Thief Rivera is saved by doctor and his two daughters!  Success!  They let him recover by bandaging him up and taking turns with seduction rites!  It all very Spanish!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Well, that explains everything…

ITHIYAK SAYS:  Thief Rivera hear noise at night, try to escape, end up passed out on floor and hurt more than ever!  Something odd going on in house!  He frantic to escape!  It turn out that he haunted by long dead daughter, who know something evil about family!  Japanese girlfriend of John Belushi close in- what to do, what to do- GAH!  SHE KILLED!

BRICK SAYS:  Um…

ITHIYAK SAYS:  SHE KILLED BECAUSE FAMILY IS FULL OF CANNIBALS!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  …LONG PORK!

ITHIYAK SAYS:  Man suddenly fed to pigs and devoured!  Family find Spanish John Belushi to be most tasty of treats, as they fatten him up all this time!  He go on rampage!  They catch him anyway, kill him!  Drain his blood!  Long lost dead sister stumble in- she alive all this time!  She have gun!  She shoot murderous family!  The end!

BRICK SAYS:  …um, wow.

ITHIYAK SAYS:  It bleak ending, but it make for fun film!  Yabe’sa sho!  What say you, Merchant, do we have place?

THE MERCHANT SAYS:  …ye be tellin’ me odd, random stories.  You all be making this stuff up off the top of your heads, right?

BRICK SAYS:  …nope.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Half this shit is new to me, man. 

THE MERCHANT SAYS:  Here’s what I be wanting now: tell me about something that someone might try to sell you again.

YMIR SAYS:  …you want to hear about remake?

THE MERCHANT SAYS:  The original story, yar.

BRICK SAYS:  …son of a bitch.  We could be here all month.  Okay… I call next.

END OF DAY TEN!