Posted on October 5th, 2009 in Brick Prior, MORROR, Movies by Brick Prior

PREVIOUSLY ON MORROR…

Rick Prior has bought a new TV in order for MORROR to continue… however, what is the price Brick will pay?

BRICK SAYS:  After “Zombie Hunter Rika”, I can’t take this shit anymore.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  You love this goddamn movie!  “Club Dread”, man!  Bill Paxton being awesome!

BRICK SAYS:  Yeah, I know, but-

 

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BRICK SAYS:  …oh holy night, the stars are all out shining…

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  That woman could sit on the world’s face and cure all its ills… LET’S CRANK THIS UP!

TODAY’S STOP: BROKEN LIZARD’S CLUB DREAD

 

BRICK SAYS:  Why are we watching this?  Usually, this month is all about the most absolute weird shit I can find.  I got Bollywood horror movies in my stack, you know.  Bollywood.  Horror.  Movies.  Singing.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  No one cares about that shit- this movie is underrated, overlooked, and very fucking awesome.  If I could, I would send a copy to everyone in the United God Damn States and tell them to watch greatness.

BRICK SAYS: Wow, I can actually tolerate you today.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Yeah, well… you’re my brother, so it’s high time I stopped giving you shit.

BRICK SAYS:  I-

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Drink your beer.

BRICK SAYS:  DON’T MIND IF I DO!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  So… this flick- what do you think?

BRICK SAYS:  Damn hard to do a horror-comedy movie, and make it an ensemble piece no less… but this one pulls it off.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Gotta be the setting, though.  Setting is key.

BRICK SAYS:  True.  If this had taken place in a small town, it would have sucked.  Shenanigans at resorts are key.  Of course, without folks knowing how things go down, then it’s all for naught- basically, it’s like this:  Coconut Pete, aging rock star and singer of that hit single “Pina Coladaburg” has opened his own little island resort kinda like Club Med, but not at all.  But!  People are dying on the island resort!  Communication to the mainland ain’t happening!  Oh my my, oh hell yes, it is the setting for some seriously fucked up shenanigans!

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Keep drinking.

BRICK SAYS:  So, shit starts going down when some of the staff get shuffled off of their mortal coil thanks to a machete wielding asshole.  It’s up to the world’s worse Scooby Gang to figure out who’s killing them off one by one-

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Can we talk about Coconut Pete for a bit?

BRICK SAYS:  Ah, Coconut Pete- one of the greatest characters to ever hit celluloid.  Think Jimmy Buffet but awesome.  That’s all you need to know.  Coconut Pete is also responsible for fifty-three percent of my social vocabulary, which makes him awesome.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  JUAN CASTILLO!

BRICK SAYS:  …huh.  What’s up with this beer?

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Good stuff, huh?

BRICK SAYS:  Yeah.  Michelob usually doesn’t-

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  BOOM!  DRUGGED YOUR BEER!

BRICK SAYS:  …what?

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  I.  DRUGGED.  YOUR.  BEER.

BRICK SAYS:  Why would you even… oh hell, the TV started waving at me.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  The TV’s been off for the past hour!  You’ve just been waving at yourself!

BRICK SAYS:  …gonna get you for this.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  You goddamned, low-rent asshole, nobody’s gonna get me for this!  I’m the shit!  You? You’re SHIT!  Ha!

BRICK SAYS:  …zombie… apocalypse… please?

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  I have an M-16 in my room and three quarters of Fuck You Up in my back pocket, so that ain’t happening!  I’m in control!  You just fall off the couch like you’re doing now!

BRICK SAYS:  …shoulda never gave you money.

RICK PRIOR SAYS:  Goddamn right.  So!  Club Dread!  You know what I think?

 

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RICK PRIOR SAYS:  YOU JUST GOT IT RIGHT IN THE ASS!

END OF DAY FOUR!