Posted on July 21st, 2009 in Brick Prior, Movies, SHAW-A-DAY-A-THON, Ymir by Brick Prior

Hello.  I do this now.

You hear of me once.  Name is Ymir.  Sorry for bad English, but me Papa is Russian, mother is Canadian, so I have mixup of languages in my head.  We have common ground, yes?  I never get “whatev”, just say “whatever”, you know?  I am going to try to bond with you.  I like wrestling.  Edge is favorite wrestler.  He out with a tearing of the Achilles, so I do review for you since I have no time to be watching favorite wrestler.  Made comprehensive digital video disc set out of clips on Youtube and illegal torrentings to pass time.  I hope he come back soon.  Also, no boiled peanuts here, but there is demon staring at me from behind.  He want turn at computer, but I have to talk about this film.

HERE I WILL PUT THE OFFICIAL DESCRIPTION OF FILM

The internet say: this is film about white eyebrowed priest and man that play “Master Killer” is out for revenge to kill him.  Is good film from what pages say.

IS TRAILER

NOW I WILL TALK ABOUT WHAT I SAW

I remember this almost.  This is film that Kill Bill took from a lot.  I miss snazzy music from Uma Thurman film.  She may have big feet, but she fill out a yellow jumpsuit well. 

The movie begin with men fighting old priest.  They beat him.  Movie begin again for real this time, now with actual story.  Is new priest coming after fighters, look like same old priest from beginning.  He send people after fighters.  One get killed, other out for revenge.  He battle.  He train hard.  He fueled by vengeance and revenge.  He keep getting beat.  It funny.  He not able to beat old priest- he fight him while priest bathing, while priest vulnerable, he find out priest can move organs, specifically his testicles in order not to get punched there.  I read book once about that, it confusing.  Manipulation of body hard to do.  Lots of meditation and practice.  People not like it when I silent, they think I up to something, but I am not.  Just thinking and trying to move parts of body hard. 

That is bad sentence to type.  Ignore.  Back to film.

Priest also have deadly technique- if he poke you, your heart explode after you take five steps.  Cruel technique, but I wish I could use it at local bank.  They want zip code, I not used to that, I say postal code, they get angry, I say it same thing, they wonder why I use letters instead of numbers.  I say I am from Canada, and am big Edge fan.  Everyone love Rated R Superstar, right?

No.  They wonder what I speak about, I get money out anyway, I think about switching banks.

I am sidetracked.  I was where?

Film is moving, surviving brother keep training and keep getting beat up.  Lots and lots of fights- he continue attacking priest to no success.  Eventually he figure out that he need new technique, so he try to learn precision from watching a lady sew and make baskets.  He also beat up a skinny man who get in the way while he train.  It seem like bad comedy.  He create new fighting style, and try to fight priest again.  He win after using needles from sewing and techniques he learn from lady.  He even jump up in air afterwards like Mario Brother.

Is fun film.  Classic.  Missing woman in yellow jumpsuit, though.  She look healthy.  Papa be happy about that.

I notice thing about film- is no women in it except for magical woman who teach hero technique.  Brick say something about Eskimo woman in other film, why she not in this one?

I am feeling sadness.

There are other things about film- is directed by man who Brick say is underrated- Lo Lieh.  Man also play white eyebrowed priest, so it is double duty for him.  Man is good in role; Brick tell me that he good in film called “King Boxer”, but I think title is oxymoron.  How can you be king and boxer at same time?  Is odd thing.  If you king, you no box.  Why box if king?  Is mental complex?   Someone tell me about that.

Is good film though.  Very action packed, lots of fighting.  That is fun thing, with the fighting.  More movies should have that. 

HERE ARE PICTURES I TOOK WITH COMPUTER.

LOOK, THEY ARE READY TO FIGHT.

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AT PLAYGROUND, WE DID THIS

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HE MISSED A PUNCH

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HE JUMP WITH CREDITS COMING AT EVERYONE

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GOODBYE

I say that Brick Prior is best friend I ever have.  I help him bury things, he help me with naturalization test and tell me to stay away from the crack.  Good trade.  I also note that Rick Prior is asshole.  He put move on sister once, she not walk right for three days, and is now cross of eyes and afraid of sunlight.

He vampire?

We kill him in October, then.

NEXT FILM TO HAPPEN

Brick says it Ten Tigers of Kwantung.  I never go to zoo, so I not know what that mean.