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What the- a cliffhanger?! How did yesterday end? Did I get the Power Rangers in trouble yet again?! What’s all this nonsense about a meteor about to crash into the earth if we don’t close the seven seals and make sure that Satan and army of evil capuchin monkeys don’t rule the day?!
Do what now?!
HELP ME! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 30th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Well, I didn’t get the New Xbox Live Experience beta- how fucked up is that? I write for a website, so I deserve to tell all two of you (and my fellow moderators) how things are creating an avatar and shit! I help out the community, damn it- I bet you didn’t know I hate horses, AND I will say a nice comment about a lady’s hair if looks outstanding. I want to watch Feast 2: Sloppy Seconds, but I can’t because time is a jealous bastard that wants all my damn attention!
I’M GONNA VOTE NEXT WEEK!
BRICK PRIOR IS FOR AMERICA!
On with A Horror A Day! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 29th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Oh lord, what a winding road this is- however, I see a turnoff! Bright lights and lots of color await- no, wait, that’s just Suspiria.
Shit.
Time to disturb the brainpan! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 28th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
I’m back, and I’m a little more calm after ranting about Diary of the Dead yesterday. The week is winding down, and while getting through the initial slate of 31 films for the month won’t be a problem, due to some personal circumstances, it looks like I might not be able to take a look at everything I had planned by Saturday.
Cross your fingers, though- I might be able to stumble upon some spare free time and make some magic happen.
Anyway, on with the show. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 27th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Posted on October 27th, 2008 in Brick Prior, Kenzan, Podcast by Axel Night
Hi.
Fuck this movie. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 26th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Day 25! Can you believe it! We’re in the final week of A Horror A Day! I’ve barely slept in a month! My floor is covered in horror DVDs!
And blood!
My eyes constantly bleed- this is a stye from HELL!
But, what’s this on the horizon… TENTACLE BEAST MAN?! HE AIN’T GONNA SAVE US, THAT’S FOR SURE!
WHAT’S CAUSING ALL THIS?! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 25th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
They say the best things in life are free, which is why I’m doing this for no money at all. That’s right- it’s Day #24 of A Horror A Day, and today… well…
It’s Italian.
Posted on October 24th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
So, we’ve kicked it into high gear, and by that I mean just me, myself, and I. Cue an old school De La Soul song, because we’re gonna have some fun.
Day 24 coming up! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 23rd, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Ungath t’ma aktu!
Greetings, it is I, Ithiyak. Master summon me from kit he get from mall. He bring me forth with blood of two promiscuous women, for Master too old to find virgin in this place of time and space.
Virgin blood overrated anyway.
Master give me moon chair and twelve bottles of Schlitz Malt Liquor to watch film. He passed out in other room after drinking too much dark brown liquor and complain about job too much.
What movie he give me!?
Movie called: Werewolf Shadow!
I find clip on Internets! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 22nd, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Ithiyak, Movies by Brick Prior
Hooray, another day full of horror movies! Yay! Yahoo! One might even say "yippee!", and then I would have to shoot them in the face!
Not really.
I’d never shoot anyone in the face. It’s a horrible thing to do.
A brick to the face, on the other hand? Well, that’s a time honored tradition that I must uphold and pass on to future generations.
Like, watching horror movies during October for example: everyone should do it! Get into the spirit of this malevolent season!
Just don’t hurt anyone.
That would be… wrong?
Yep. Definitely wrong. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 22nd, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
The ninjas are attacking! Quick, get to the Flashback!
System: Sega Genesis/Mega Drive
Year: 1995
Company: Sega
Genre: Action Platformer
Posted on October 22nd, 2008 in Axel Night, Flashback, GEN, Video Games by Axel Night
Back up in your ass for the resurrection, it is I, Brick Prior. Try not to poopy in your pants, please. Let me get you up to speed in case this is the first time you’ve been here all month- I am watching a horror movie a day and writing down my thoughts. Sometimes, they’ll make sense, but more often than not, they don’t.
Here’s the kicker.
There are several more films on my viewing docket that I plan to watch in addition to the 31 choices of fun I made last month. I do not know when these new additions will be posted because it’s out of my hands at this point.
Stupid demons.
We’ve got a long way to go, and wouldn’t you know it, someone stole the Necronomicon off my bookshelf! I can’t possibly save the day now!
…or can I? Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 21st, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Wee buddy, back for another day! Welcome to the final stretch, gang! Eleven more days, TWENTY SIX more movies! That’s right, twenty-six! I’m pulling out all the stops! I’m officially gonna go BANANA. Pull the car over, but don’t fake the funk on a nasty dunk, because we are about to turn this mutha out.
"Please, Brick, don’t hurt ‘em!" you say?
Bwahahaha, please… I got horror movies to watch! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 20th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
He’s a decapitated, ancient samurai. She’s the Statue of Liberty. Can they share a Manhattan apartment, or will they shoot eye-balls and fire at each other in a battle to the death? Welcome to Flashback.
System: Nintendo Entertainment System
Year: 1991
Company: Meldac
Genre: Side-scrolling Shooter
Posted on October 20th, 2008 in Axel Night, Flashback, NES, Video Games by Axel Night
My apologies for yesterday and today. Microsoft Word is still trying to fuck me over and I don’t know why. There are seeds of change in the air- namely me deleting anything that could have caused this to happen.
Maybe it’s a ghost!
Maybe I’m haunted!
Maybe… technology is a fickle bitch.
Let’s go to work! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 19th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
And here we are again: Day 18 or some such. Time has no meaning these days. Yes, I’ve fought a lot with my computer today, and Microsoft Word is now broken. This one will be short.
Ah well, let’s just keep on keepin’ on! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 19th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
I was a Power Ranger once.
Number Seven.
The one that Zordon never told Tommy and the gang about.
I don’t want to talk about what color I got saddled with, thank you very much. Once the Shogun Megazord showed up, I felt like shit. I don’t even wanna get started about the Ninjetti.
So.,. instead, let’s watch a horror movie! Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 17th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Last time on A Horror A Day:
I wrote about way too many horror movies.
I alienated tons and tons of people in the process.
I still like Kamen Rider even after the shitty "Masked Rider" adaptation in the mid nineties.
The last one you never knew about.
The fact of the matter is… no one knows what I’m going to talk about today… UNTIL NOW. Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 17th, 2008 in A Horror A Day, Brick Prior, Movies by Brick Prior
Flashback. Proving Hindsight isn’t actually 20/20. It’s very near-sighted.
System: Super Nintendo Entertainment System
Year: 1994
Company: Taito Corporation
Genre: Beat ‘Em Up
Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on October 16th, 2008 in Axel Night, Flashback, SNES, Video Games by Axel Night