I bet you thought I filed this in the wrong topic, huh? Nope.
Uwe Boll has announced that he’ll begin filming of BloodRayne 3 next year.
There are a few console systems sitting on shelves, begging you to give them your money and attention. But which one is the right one for you? Do you like your games to be full of realistic blood and gore? How about bright and pretty? Maybe you don’t care about graphics at all and just want fun gameplay? How can you decide? What do you look for? DEAR GOD MAN TELL ME THE ANSWERS!
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While I may not be able to give you all the answers you’re looking for, I can at least tell you how I see the current console market. So venture with me, my children, below the jump and see what perils await us as I give you my opinion on the market in general. And if you disagree? Well… that’s what the forums are for.
Posted on September 27th, 2007 in Kenzan, Video Games by Kenzan
The true mark of an elitist retro gamer isn’t marked by the size of his collection or the number of games he’s reviewed on YouTube. No, that which makes us elite is the obscure games we play and collect. If only two people in the world have played your game, you are a god, no matter how much of a stinker it may be.
Hi ho, Axel the Night here. A lot of good games came out for the NES in the early 90’s that proved, even with its younger, shiny brother the SNES right at its heels, the veteran system was not ready to go quietly. With the console oozing gold in order to stay alive, several titles got ignored, either because they couldn’t compete, or because they were just too late to save their host from the glimmering 16-bit era. Today’s obscure title is Werewolf: The Last Warrior, a barely touched platformer by Data East in 1990 that didn’t quite manage to catch the world’s eye.
Posted on September 27th, 2007 in Axel Night, Retro Obscurus, Video Games by Axel Night
DISCLAIMER: The following rant for and sometimes against comic books has been rated MA for Mature Audiences only.
Due to the fact that Brick Prior loses control of his use of profanity, morals, and derogatory expressions concerning new number one issues of existing properties, reader discretion is advised. While he might not do so in this particular column, it could happen at any time.
Choose your theme music of choice, but make sure you get my good side in all of the close-ups, because it’s time for The Comics Rant!
Posted on September 26th, 2007 in Brick Prior, The Comics Rant by Brick Prior
…she gives jump-kicking dogs off of walls a bad name! She stabbed my heart while I was playing some game, she gives love a bad na-
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Good morning, good afternoon, and good evening. It’s September 24th, and I currently can’t come to the internet right now. If you leave your name, number, and $50 to $100 dollars, I’ll get back to you as soon as I double our money and keep all of it for myself.
This is the Monday Mash-Up… NUMBAH THREE!
Posted on September 24th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior
No, not Life the board game.
Hello, fleshy masses of nerves and bone. It’s Monday, September 17th, 2007. I’m reviewing the biggest game to hit the streets, Real Life.
Posted on September 18th, 2007 in Uncategorized by Axel Night
Bah weep graanah weep ninny bong. It’s September 17th, and your man with half a plan is back for more. I am giddy after a weekend of football sandwiched with a bad bout of digestive angst. A tip for all of you- if you are wary of microwave hamburgers that might be more than two weeks old but you can’t remember when you initially thawed them out, don’t eat them. Bad things could happen when you do.
So, what’s on my mind today?
Posted on September 17th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior
It’s finally been announced for real! The Wii Zapper, which looks more like some sort of artillery used in a Sci-Fi Channel piece of crap original movie than the NES Zapper of old or one of those snazzy guns from "Photon" or "Lazer Tag", will hit stores November 19th with a pack in that’s not Duck Hunt 2K8. Nope, we get Link’s Crossbow Training. Good ol’ Link- he come to town, he come to save the Princess Zelda… but this time, with his crossbow!
Posted on September 10th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Video Games by Brick Prior
Greetings, salutations, and welcome. It’s Monday, September 10th. I’m all geared up for football season so my TV’s on the NFL Network in the background because it calms me. I’ve been gone from the front page for a long time and my brain is wonkier than usual. No, I have still not seen Rob Zombie’s "Halloween"- personal circumstances take precedence over a movie that’ll be out on DVD by the end of the year (already rumored to be a ‘director’s cut’ with the workprint footage back in), so I think that, more than anything, it deserves a shot to be the "Worst Movie in Brick’s World" and possibly take that title away from "Van Helsing".
We’re just going to have to wait for a couple of months in order to find out, though.
But, I digress! Like, I said, it’s Monday. There’s another four days left until Friday. All sorts of crazy stuff could happen… but what are people "talking" about right now? Read the rest of this entry »
Posted on September 10th, 2007 in Brick Prior, Monday Mash-Up by Brick Prior
Any thoughts on Apple announcing that anyone who bought an iPhone prior to the price drop gets $100 in Apple Store credit? I have a few; who does Apple think they are fooling, and how are so many people falling victim to it?
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Posted on September 7th, 2007 in Kenzan, Technology by Kenzan
More 8-bit Ninjas, because I haven’t gotten them worked out of my system, and bitter-sweet news for you apple yackers on the go.
Hello, Jet Set Stars. It’s Wednesday, September 5th. I’m not a mac lover, damn it!
Posted on September 5th, 2007 in Axel Night, Technology by Axel Night
Because we all knew I’d get too wrapped up in my graphic editing, the 8-Bit Ninja Clan.
Posted on September 2nd, 2007 in Axel Night, Computers by Axel Night